The New Daughter

Kevin Costner tries to protect his teenage daughter from pre-marital sex...and a hill full of angry Indian spirits.

Daybreakers

Vampires take over the world.  Life sucks. Literally.

Legion

God found out we’ve all been skipping church to watch football.  And, man, is he pissed!

Valentine’s Day

Cards.  Flowers.  Candy.  Chick Flicks.  No one said getting lucky was going to be easy.

The Wolfman

Apparently Benecio Del Toro required no make-up for his role.  They actually had to shave him down for the human scenes.

When In Rome

Kristen Bell makes wishes in a magic fountain.  She should have wished for a better script.

The Book of Eli

Denzel Washington wanders the apocalypse with nothing more than his bible, a gun and some cool shades.

Horror Hospital

If all celebrity rehab facilities like this we wouldn’t even need those ankle bracelets!

Sandok

Indiana Jones does India by way of Italy in this high adventure import making its DVD debut.

Greenberg

Ben Stiller stars in this quirky indie that’s part Woody Allen, part Mr. Furious.

Street Hawk

It may look just like “Knight Rider on a motorcycle,” but it gets, like, 80 miles per gallon.  What you got to say now, KITT?!

The Prowler

A “Dear John” letter kicks off an ‘80s-style killing spree in this gleefully gory uncut hi-def debut.

Loose Screws:  Screwballs 2

How do all those raunchy late-night cable favorites hold up now that we’re grown men?  Surprisingly well, thanks!

Joy

Cinemax might show more skin, but ‘80s erotica had class!

Lost: The Final Season

Spoiler Alert!  Turns out the whole island was just a scam to get Jack to buy a timeshare.  What a rip-off!

Machine Gun McCain

When you’re on the run with one million dollars in mafia money, always bring a supermodel along to help reload.

MacGruber

What can you make with a paperclip, two 9-volt batteries and a rubber band?  Apparently a really crappy movie.

Thriller

If 67 classic episodes of terror and suspense doesn’t scare you...then Boris Karloff’s speech impediment will!